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23 Aug - 21:53
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Hewwo Sorry about VERY late reply, but thankyou for these quotes

I shall contribute. Can't remember who wrote this...

"Your religion should be less of a theory, and more of a love affair."

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― Jim Rohn

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“Don't ever give up.
Don't ever give in.
Don't ever stop trying.
Don't ever sell out.
And if you find yourself succumbing to one of the above for a brief moment,
pick yourself up, brush yourself off, whisper a prayer, and start where you left off.
But never, ever, ever give up.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich

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“Fall seven times, stand up eight.” – Japanese Proverb

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40 - The Squeewee Chronicles - Oogles and Slippers
Finn C. M. Beauchamp
Sun 03 May 15
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Stepping onto his podium, which was in fact, a sponge cake, Squeewee cleared his throat. He was dressed in full, cream, oogle cotton. Brushing himself off, he raised the microphone to his lips.

He then picked up an oogle by his side, under his arm. Oogles are small, green, fluffy things, with large noses and small eyes. They are only 3-5 inches tall.

And with that, Squiglet flicked on the camera.

"Heyyo! Heyyo! My name is Squeewee 11, and I am a cyone of the recently crown King Squeewee 1, who is in fact, now, King Shquiggle.

"I have come here to talk about oogles. Thesh are wondroush creatursh, and also Greek. They are firsht grown on Greek treesh, then picked. They are loved, nurtured, given a home, fed 6 times a day plush shnacksh, walked 4 timesh a day, and cuddled and tucked in every night.

But, ash weww ash being amashing petsh, these cute yittle thingsh, when treated correctly, give an amazing subshtancsh known ash oogle milk!"

Squiglet gasped.

"Thish oogle milk is shpectacuyar. It can be drunk. Distilled. Frozen and woven. Sprayed. Creamed. Even added to smoothiesh!

Oogle milk tastes like pink custard, does not stain, yet has a beautiful odour and colour. It smells like cinnamon and cocoa, yet syidesh gently down your throat, and ish good for you!

It soothesh your digeshtion, soothing and calming you. It alsho fiwwsh you with long-term energy, ready for yourh nexsht morning.

Then the dishtiwwed milk. This can be ushed ash a dresshing, or shweetener. It ish yike shpicesh, even perfect in curry.

The oogle fibresh are created by chilling, then woven into cyoth by shmall crochet hooksh. This ish shtrong, durable, warm yet cool, and a pure naturaw cream coyourh.

Ash a shpray, it yitteraye causes comfort that you can breathe in! You shimpyee shpray it around the room, and then when you breath it in, an intenshe feeying of yove and comfort fillsh you.

When creamed, Oogle cream cyearsh shpots, cuts, bruishesh, chilblainsh, rashesh, and anything ewshe! Pretty amashing. Cyearsh shpotsh in half an hour!

Sho, if you want to yearn more about the work of me and my partner Squigyet, pyeesh check "OogleMilk.co.uk/Imsogreat". Enjoy!"

The camera flicked off.

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