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36 - The Squeewee Chronicles - Talking Turkish Mice and Shortbread
Finn C. M. Beauchamp
Fri 10 Apr 15
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10th of April, Squeewee sat on top of the biscuit tin, devouring some shortbread that he had just baked in his Squiglet-bought oven.

He was awaiting an arrival from Isqueel, a member of the elusive race "Spreedoo". These were crocheted talking mice that walked on two legs and ate vast amounts of ginger biscuits.

He tried to envision his future mate - actually past mate, as the arrival would be the same Spreedoo that packed Squeewee the First's actual bag.

This was, by the way, the cheeky Squeewee 15.

He would t receive the talking mouse, and greet him with shortbread.

Or what's left of it, anyway.

He would be arriving in the Squeebrew invention of the TelePort-a-loo, which was created by the Brilliant Squeewee 11 using the inverse flux dynamics of the polarized ions contained within Liquified Cheesecake.

Basically, a tiny port-a-loo that teleports.

Now, there were hundreds all over Isqueel. Soon he would be arriving inside one.

Squeewee envisioned something like a Squeebrew, with pink arms, leg and nose, a long tail, and speaking with a lisp.

However, he saw the characteristic blue-pink glow of the teleportation process appear near the tin. A holographic cheesecake appeared, and then faded away as the inversion process polarized the electrons of the cheesecake, transforming half of it into antimatter and then obliterating it, creating liquefied cheesecake around it and transporting the port-a-loo onto the floor, letting off several Enterprises at the impossible Warp Speed 9 in the process, which then disappear after chasing bees dressed as borg cubes.


After the ensuing smoke faded, the automatic door opened of the port-a-loo, causing a female computerized voice to tell the occupants they should "enjoy their day". So, they do. Well, he.

The little mouse stepped out. Well, Squeewee was partially right. He was crocheted, and did walk on two legs.

But he was white with burgundy nose, legs, arms and ears. A long tail extended behind him, which was slowly revealed as he came out from the mauve-blue smoke.

"He-o!" he said, with a whispered voice.

Squeewee replied. "Heyyo!" he yelled, spraying shortbread crumbs as he went. The spreedoo was alarmed, hiding behind the port-a-loo, as it steamed and whistled.

Squeewee tapped his slippers for forgetting his gift. He hopped down from the tin, and presented the (empty) tin of shortbread to him.

Tentatively, the Spreedoo crept over and took the tin, and took a big bite out of it. Surprised, Squeewee sat next to him and patted his head as he devoured the tin.

"Today, yittle one, your name is Shortbread. Tomorrow, I don't know."

Shortbread looked up at him, and smiled.

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