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SpanishOmelette
23 Aug - 21:53
Praise God for this day... nice warm weather

SpanishOmelette
20 Aug - 23:10
NP sweet mumkin. Your company is lovely. I apologize again for late respons!

Mim
15 Aug - 18:03
sorry for slow reesponses on forum..I am back

SpanishOmelette
15 Aug - 17:48
Hewwo Sorry about VERY late reply, but thankyou for these quotes

I shall contribute. Can't remember who wrote this...

"Your religion should be less of a theory, and more of a love affair."

Mim
15 Aug - 17:43
“Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day.”
― Jim Rohn

Mim
11 Aug - 20:12
“Don't ever give up.
Don't ever give in.
Don't ever stop trying.
Don't ever sell out.
And if you find yourself succumbing to one of the above for a brief moment,
pick yourself up, brush yourself off, whisper a prayer, and start where you left off.
But never, ever, ever give up.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich

Mim
11 Aug - 13:55
“Fall seven times, stand up eight.” – Japanese Proverb


Mim
27 Jul - 01:37
I love you

Mim
15 Jul - 02:38
here's to a new day xxxx

Mim
05 Jul - 17:51
birthday was great



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28 - The Squeewee Chronicles - Slightly off Course
Finn C. M. Beauchamp
Tue 20 Jan 15
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Waking up, Squeewee found he'd fallen asleep in the night, but seemed to be fine. The wind hadn't changed, and everything seemed fine.

It was 7 in the morning, and Squeewee decided to get up, place the autonav, and wake up Squiglet, which involved an air-horn in an aluminum pan.

Squiglet got up, and turned on the GPS that Squeewee continually turned off. And then, he stood in shock.

"Squeewee, where are we?" murmured Squiglet, eyes wide.

"I think we're going to Shcotyand, I'm not shoor, I feww to shyeep. The autonav washn't on, but I wash shtiww holding it in the morning."

"Squeewee. We're not going to Shcotyand."

"Yesh we are! I'm the Prinshe!"

"Squeewee, we're arriving at France."

And that was true. You could see France straight ahead, and the GPS told the truth. Global positional systems are very bad liars.

About half an hour later, they were anchored out the beach and paddling there on Squeewee. This time, Squiglet used oars.

And half an hour later, they were in the patisserie, buried in a strawberry cheesecake, watched with shock by the owner. They paid profusely after emptying the shop of its goods.

The owner fainted, and then was woken up by the smell of brie that had been in his pocket for a week or three.

Wandering in awe, they saw the beautiful form of the Eiffel tower, and snuck in. Up they went to the lift. Then, something you didn't expect happen.

On the way, they had purchased parachutes. So they attached them, and jumped.

Wind whistling past their ears, they pulled the cord, and saw Paris in an entirely new manner. By parachute. Maybe some travel company will get onto it someday.

This gave Squeewee an idea. ParisView, for every Squeebrew! He smiled with glee, and wiggled his toes with joy.

Then, Squeewee gazed in shock.

"Dadh?" he said, surprised.

His Dad, the King, looked up. He also looked shocked.

"Hhhe?"




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