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20 - The Squeewee Chronicles - Give Slippers, Give Life!
Finn C. M. Beauchamp
Sun 28 Dec 14
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It was all very well deciding that they would start a charity called "EternallySlippers", but where would they start? How would anyone know about it?

The time had come to, as Squeebrews say, "to spread the butter". This roughly translates to spreading yourself around. So, first, they would need a website.

"Plugh in my yaptop!" yelled Squeewee, at 10:30, 28th December, 2014.

"Don't yeww!" replied Squiglet, plugging in what he thought was a laptop but was in fact a hairdryer that had been sat on by Squeewee.

"Yeyying is a Squeewee tradition! Starting tonight!" yelled Squeewee, not changing his volume at all.

"It won't come onh!" said Squiglet, practically steaming.

"Pull the switsh!" said Squeewee, adjusting his slippers.

Squiglet pulled, and on came the flattened hairdryer, blowing him across the room. "hehhhhhhhhhheeeee!"

"Shtop fooying aroundh!" yelled Squeewee again, and walked over. He then joined Squiglet at a high speed.

"This is shome yaptop, Shqueewee!"

"You beetroot! Thatsh a hairdryer!"

"Shomebody turn it off!"

With that, Squeewees chef (who I have not mentioned before) ran in, warmed his quiche in the jet, and turned it off. The two pigs on the wall flopped to the floor.

"You shaved my yife!"

"Shqueewee, that shoundsh painful." said Squiglet, in all seriousness.

"Oh yeash."

The chef, silent as usual, left, munching his home-made quiche.

"That wash weird." said both Squeebrews, simultaneously.

After a complicated mix of miniature plug sockets and yelling, the laptop was on and they were hacking into the now-extinct site "Japaneseforawesomepeople.co.uk". It is now "EternallySlippers.co.uk". Those pigs.

They first had to get rid of all the Japanese, so soon they just had a lilac and orange  background decorated with disco-dancing anime sheep.

"Thish could ushe a yittle remodeling. We needh a mashcot." said Squeewee, stroking his non-existent beard.

They both turned away. Squeewee saw the answer. His new toy R2-D2. His eyes widened. His mind filled with images of robots wearing slippers.

Squiglet's mind filled with Ideas of sock-monkeys wearing bow-ties. This might be the answer. But not likely.

After a bit of yelling, they had a banner. It was R2-D2 wearing slippers and a bowtie, rampant on a field of scarlet, with large bold writing of "ETERNALLYSLIPPERS!" in Turkish, English and Russian.

Squiglet commented that having all three rather large made it lengthy. So it changed to 5-millimeter letters, stacked.

They also changed the color scheme from the offensive Orange and Lilac to the worse combination Orange and emerald green, with purple sparks.

So they listed some slippers, and bow-ties. For some reason, they appeared in Japanese. But they didn't care.

After only 1 hour on air, they had their first customer, and first comment in the guestbook.

It was a man named Alexander. Or that was his username, anyway. It read like this...

" Hey guys. Good to see you up and running. Ordered 500 bowties. They are only listed for 5p is dat gud?
Didnt I hav websit hr somewhere? "

They chuckled, and blinked for the second time that hour.

They replied;

"Thanks for letting us no. No there was no website here. Must be something else. Not sure what to say. BTW they shoud be 5.00. Thx. Please tell all your miniature pig friends."

They sighed in relief. Eternally slippers was ready for action.

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