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SpanishOmelette
23 Aug - 21:53
Praise God for this day... nice warm weather

SpanishOmelette
20 Aug - 23:10
NP sweet mumkin. Your company is lovely. I apologize again for late respons!

Mim
15 Aug - 18:03
sorry for slow reesponses on forum..I am back

SpanishOmelette
15 Aug - 17:48
Hewwo Sorry about VERY late reply, but thankyou for these quotes

I shall contribute. Can't remember who wrote this...

"Your religion should be less of a theory, and more of a love affair."

Mim
15 Aug - 17:43
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― Jim Rohn

Mim
11 Aug - 20:12
“Don't ever give up.
Don't ever give in.
Don't ever stop trying.
Don't ever sell out.
And if you find yourself succumbing to one of the above for a brief moment,
pick yourself up, brush yourself off, whisper a prayer, and start where you left off.
But never, ever, ever give up.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich

Mim
11 Aug - 13:55
“Fall seven times, stand up eight.” – Japanese Proverb


Mim
27 Jul - 01:37
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15 Jul - 02:38
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18 - The Squeewee Chronicles - Slippers United
Finn C. M. Beauchamp
Sat 27 Dec 14
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Aye... this be a tale of heavily accessorized pigs...

of small green squeebrews...

of slippers and bowties...

of tapochkee!(Russian for slippers)

Read on, dear curious one, if ye dare...

2014, December 26th. 6 pm. A small squeebrew sits on a cushion, bathing in chamomile tea. You may know him as Squeewee.

Adjacent to him rests a tiny green squeebrew. He sits in a cup of cocoa.
He is a new arrival to the area. His name is Squiglet. After many
failed attempts to meet, they are finally indulging in the Squeebrew
tradition of beverage bathing.

Snorting and hissing with pleasure, Squeewee wallowed in his drink. They
haven't spoken for five and a half minutes. You might know that
usually, Squeebrews have to look at each other eye to eye.
Unfortunately, this means that if a large and a small Squeebrew meets,
the other squeebrew may have to crouch to a painful extent.

In a cup-bath, these rules are suspended. The strange thing is, they
don't remove a single item of clothing. This helps retain modesty.

"Your Greatnesh..." started Squiglet, feeling nervous that he was on speaking terms with a member of the royal family.

He lapsed back into silence, waiting for his Greatness to reply.

"Yesssh?" replied Squeewee, slurping on his tea at the same time. This
is a squeebrew talent; they are able to open both the windpipe and the
esophagus(throat) at the same time, so are able to eat and speak at
exactly the same time.

"Sho... you wanthed to shee meh? My name is Squighlet. I moved from
Isqueel to France last year, and then last month I was in Icelandh. I
foundh it vereeh cold.I hearh you alsho have travelled."

"Thath ish trueh. But more about you. I shee you also wear bow-tiesh."

You may have noticed in the picture that Squeewee is rather more...
accessorized, now. His repertoire includes bowties, a belt, a hat, and
slippers. His personal comment? "Ih yook greeeeat."

"Yesh. I find themh greath."

Squeewee sat up in his drink."A pig after my own heart! Verily, I musht tell you about my newh idea!"

Squiglet turned his ears forward.

Squeewee leaned forward, and started to whisper. "I am goingh to shtart a
charity. It wiww shpread shlippersh and bow tiesh to shqueehbrewsh all
overh the worldh!"

Squiglets eyes and ears pricked up.

"Do you say yesh?"

"Noh."

"WHATH?"

"I shayh... that shoundsh greeeat."

"Phew. Now, firsht, we wiww need a fyag."

They didn't even leave their tubs, and grabbed another Squeebrew innovation... waterproof pen, paper and crayons.

Within minutes, they had a logo. A red and yellow backdrop with a distant bow-tie and pink slippers on the front.

The charity "EternallySlippers" was born.




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