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23 Aug - 21:53
Praise God for this day... nice warm weather

20 Aug - 23:10
NP sweet mumkin. Your company is lovely. I apologize again for late respons!

15 Aug - 18:03
sorry for slow reesponses on forum..I am back

15 Aug - 17:48
Hewwo Sorry about VERY late reply, but thankyou for these quotes

I shall contribute. Can't remember who wrote this...

"Your religion should be less of a theory, and more of a love affair."

15 Aug - 17:43
“Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day.”
― Jim Rohn

11 Aug - 20:12
“Don't ever give up.
Don't ever give in.
Don't ever stop trying.
Don't ever sell out.
And if you find yourself succumbing to one of the above for a brief moment,
pick yourself up, brush yourself off, whisper a prayer, and start where you left off.
But never, ever, ever give up.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich

11 Aug - 13:55
“Fall seven times, stand up eight.” – Japanese Proverb

27 Jul - 01:37
I love you

15 Jul - 02:38
here's to a new day xxxx

05 Jul - 17:51
birthday was great

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12 - The Squeewee Chronicles - SqueeTube
Finn C. M. Beauchamp
Mon 19 Jan 15
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So it's 2011, August 18th. And
suddenly, Squeewee videos have become instantly popular. As soon as he
started singing, he was getting filmed.

Of course, there was only 1 Turkish tourist that understood a word he
was saying, but that didn't matter to any of them in the room.

It was beautiful, and when the applause sounded, Squeewee had to cover his ears for an hour of standing ovation.

Halfway through this hour, a Japanese man dropped his beer, ran over and
lifted him into the air, carrying him around. A few people blew

The noise was spectacular. Dogs barked a 1/4 of a mile away. It seemed a
miniature pig that sung Turkish poetry got popular really fast.

The first day the videos went online, there were 5 views.

The next day, there were 3 billion.

As it happens, Squeewee had fallen to sleep after the hour standing
ovation. When he woke up, he was in a classy hotel, with a large plate
of polish cakes beside him.

He rolled over, and pulled himself onto the plate. He laid down
face-first on a cake, and started chomping. He got through the first
one, then went back to sleep.

When he woke up, someone was knocking on his door. He yelled in Russian
for them to come in, and the door swung open. It was a four-course meal.

He climbed in, and the Russian Room Service seemed to enjoy filming him
eating. Squeewee squirmed with pleasure at this food. Spinach! Beetroot!

When he finished, he decided to eat another polish cake. The video of
him eating quickly reached 1 billion viewers, and was hosted on many

Finally, when Squeewee was munching through another cake, he felt paper. He lifted it out.

It was an invite from Queen Elizabeth II to have tea and cupcakes at the Buckingham Palace.

The jet would arrive in Tsushima Airport 7:30 that night, and would land
at Heathrow airport. He would then be driven by limousine to Buckingham

He fainted. The Russian Room Service wafted a slice of Dutch cheese under his nose, and he woke up and grabbed it.

He was given some books in Turkish and Russian about Japan, and was
allowed to do what he liked all day, until he was to be driven by
Limousine to the Airport at 6:45.

This was paradise. The car arrived, he was bundled in the car, and
almost suffocated by the seatbelt. After simply being allowed his
backpack to keep him safe, they drove off.

When they were at Tsushima airport, he was carried by an Indian lady to
the runway. The jet was amazing. It was Red, blue, and white. Squeewee
said it had a picture of Superman on it, but he was high on Polish
cakes, so this may or may not be true.

He was on the plane, and he was off. He was given an Android Tablet, and
he played with it all night. He watched videos of himself singing over
and over again.

He touched down in the morning, and he was carried out by the same lady. They got into another Limo, and drove off.

They soon pulled into view of Buckingham palace, and he saw the London
Guards in position. He had no idea who these were. The gates opened, and
in they drove.

The first Squeebrew to meet the Queen.

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