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2 - The Squeewee Chronicles - A Squeebrew Anatomy Lesson
Finn C. M. Beauchamp
Tue 25 Aug 15
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Before we continue this surprising story, lets take a moment to study the squeebrews themselves. They are a marvelous people.

Squeebrew height at the adult age of 30 ranges from 3 1/2 to 5 inches, with the occasional "giant" of 6 inches. This great height is rather rare, however.

Squeebrews tend to have the shape of either triangular or round. This is not, however, and expression of fat, as even the roundest of squeebrews can be athletic, even the strongest warriors.

Squeebrews have only retained minimal characteristics of their pig ancestry. The snout, the trotters, and the ears. Everything else has become quite humanoid.

Squeebrew skin can range from white to pale yellow, while ears can vary. Skin is always crocheted. This was a reaction to the change from salt-less to salty atmosphere when they all went out sailing.

Note: The buttons on the chest are actually part of clothing. Traditional dress is that of a plain, body-hugging suit that matches the color of the skin. Buttons vary.

On a side-note, while clothing is plain, the squeebrews have mastered the art of the Doodle, to a complex art that have even elevated some to royalty due to skill.

There is no squeebrew writing system. However, as Isqueel is only two miles long, this presents no problem whatsoever.

The palace of the squeebrew king, queen, and prince is composed entirely of dominoes and glue. Servants are cut down to chef and gardener. It is common to have many visitors every single day.

The palace itself is about 1/4 of a mile long. It might be added that this is 1/8 of this countries entire land.

So, my friends, here is an example of squeebrew art by a famous Squee Gogh. It is a self portrait.

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