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23 Aug - 21:53
Praise God for this day... nice warm weather

20 Aug - 23:10
NP sweet mumkin. Your company is lovely. I apologize again for late respons!

15 Aug - 18:03
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15 Aug - 17:48
Hewwo Sorry about VERY late reply, but thankyou for these quotes

I shall contribute. Can't remember who wrote this...

"Your religion should be less of a theory, and more of a love affair."

15 Aug - 17:43
“Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day.”
― Jim Rohn

11 Aug - 20:12
“Don't ever give up.
Don't ever give in.
Don't ever stop trying.
Don't ever sell out.
And if you find yourself succumbing to one of the above for a brief moment,
pick yourself up, brush yourself off, whisper a prayer, and start where you left off.
But never, ever, ever give up.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich

11 Aug - 13:55
“Fall seven times, stand up eight.” – Japanese Proverb

27 Jul - 01:37
I love you

15 Jul - 02:38
here's to a new day xxxx

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Patrick's New Oven
Finn Beauchamp
Thu 07 Apr 11


SpongeBob, dragging along
a large package, marched to Patrick's rock. The package was covered
with Pink wrapping paper and the lace was designed with the same
pattern as Patrick's Shorts.

SpongeBob knocked on
Patrick's rock. It was February 26, Patrick's birthday.

A yawn was emitted from
underneath the rock. The rock burst open,

revealing Patrick.
Patrick's eyes popped open with excitement. “Yipee! A present for
me!” he cried, and he fell down, face-first, onto the ground.
“Bring it down for me, SpongeBob!” yelled Patrick.

“Okay! I'll throw it
down!” Said SpongeBob. He picked up the present, and threw it down.
A large crunching sound was heard. “Ouch! I'm glad he's an
invertebrate!” said SpongeBob, profoundly.

“SpongeBob....OW! But
thanks!” shouted up Patrick. SpongeBob hopped down. “It looks
like me!” chuckled Patrick. Patrick quickly unwrapped the present.
It was.....

An oven!

“Errr....What's that?”
said Patrick, confused. “It's an oven!” said Our Little Sponge.

“Oh. Bye, then.” said
Patrick. “Bye, Star.” Said SpongeBob, and he walked over to his

Patrick walked over to the
oven, and rubbed his head. “I wonder what this does.....” said
Patrick, and he turned a knob. A spark flickered, and it turned on.

Screamed Patrick, and he ran through his rock(Leaving a star-shaped
hole) and to SpongeBob's pineapple. He broke down SpongeBob's door.

“SPONGEBOB! My oven is
on fire!” shouted Patrick.

“OH NO!” Cried
SpongeBob, and he ran, with Patrick, to the rock. They smashed
through it(Leaving two holes) and stopped in front in front of the
oven. They were wearing Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy costumes.

“Er, Patrick?” “Yeah?”
“It's not on fire.” Said SpongeBob.

“B-B-But... LOOK!”
said Patrick, and he ran over to the oven, and he pointed to the

SpongeBob laughed his
trademark laugh. “Oh, Patrick. That's what it's supposed to do.”
he said.

“Oh. Ooops.” said
Patrick, and then an idea struck him. “Hey, Spongebob.....” he

Five minutes later.....

The Oven had been turned
to gas mark 100,000,000,000,000, and SpongeBob and Patrick, in Native
American suits, were dancing around it!

Squidward stuck his head
out the window, and did his trademark look
that-he-always-uses-on-SpongeBob-And-Patrick. Teeth Clenched, smile
down, enraged, nose bigger than ever.

JUST FOR SUNDAY!??!?!?!?!?!” shouted Squidward. SpongeBob and
Patrick stopped dancing, and looked at Squidward.

“But Squidward. We're
underwater. We don't get Sun-Days.” Said SpongeBob.

“WHAT THE....! Okay, I
guess your right but.....OH, I'LL LOOK FORWARD TO 'NO SPONGEBOB
DAY'!” Shouted Squidward, and he slammed his window shut. “Now
then, where's that time machine...”

muttered Squidward.

SpongeBob returned to his

5 minutes later....

Patrick walked into the
Krusty Krab, leading his new oven on a leash. “Mr. Krabs, can I
have a Krabby Patty for my oven? In fact, maybe four.” said

Mr. Krabs's(At the
register) eyes turned into dollar signs. “Okay! That'll be
$12.99!” said Krabs.

Er...Eh...Ur...Krabs, can I borrow $13?” Said Patrick, Awkwardly.

Krabs Gasped. “NOOOOO!
How dare ye try to rob me of me love! You'll rob away my hearts
desire! Our story, it stretches many days back. It's all told in me
novel Krabs And Money. Argh! She's the love of me life.
the cash register as he cried.

Patrick slowly walked out
the door.

Mermaid Man and Barnacle
Boy were sleeping by the phone, in the Mermalair. Suddenly, the phone
rang. Mermaid Man's eyes popped open. “EEEEEVVVIIIIIILLLLL!” He
cried, and he ran to the invisible Boatmobile. Barnacle Boy followed.

“Hey! Barnacle Bo- er,
man, where did we park the invisible boatmobile?” said Mermaid Man.
He started searching Around. Suddenly, the exhaust started, and
scorched Mermaid Man.

“Heh, heh, heh. That
makes a change.” Said Barnacle Boy, who was in the seat. “To
Bikini Bottom, away!” he said.

“Hey. That's my line.”
said Mermaid Man.

They drove to outside of
Patrick's rock. Patrick was there, with the oven and Man Ray.

“Hold still, fool!”
said Man Ray.

“What's the trouble?”
said Mermaid Man.

“Man Ray's trying to use
my oven!” said Patrick.

“Oh yeah! I remember
now!” said Mermaid Man.

“What?” said everyone.

“Man Ray is retired!” he said.

Everybody groaned.


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